Elphing, dvorphing and hobbing.

Classing in the open spaces of our Runet (Wowlol) found one very funny entry:
Elfing
By analogy with trolling, there should be an elonging. The principles of the elf are as follows: a certain creature comes to the thread and begins to actively agree with the author of the post. Saw compliment. Extol to heaven the interests of the author, his views, gender, age, national affiliation. The author is at first glad, then proud, then begins to embarrass, then annoyed (because it is almost impossible to plug the elf), then it reaches a white heat and banks the elf. Then he is tormented by remorse – such a wonderful person came to him, and he ..
Elfing looks best in combination with troll posts. For example, – writes Troll Post: “Today he brutally deducted a kitten, Bugaga.”The elf immediately comes to him and begins:“ Oh, how wonderful it is to kick kittens! Just amazing! I am always pleased with people with such unusual interests! Kittens are so cute when you kick them! Author, you must still have a kitten more than once and hang out photos to us for joy. »Troll in a state of full awesome. He is trying to somehow provoke at least some scandal, but it wasn’t there! Elves cannot be hurt. They are impenetrable. If the elf begins to give up positions, he calls a few more elves in the thread, which with a vengeance begin to assent the author of the post, demanding in chorus and photos. The troll cries, banks everyone in a row, but two or three new ones come to the place of each banned elf. In the end, the troll deleys the nafig recording, then the diary (the elves are thrown into other notes), then he leaves the Internet and no longer appears. For several months, elves recall in their diaries of this wonderful, beautiful, subtly feeling person who brought them so much joy and fun.

Dwarf (dwarfing, dwarfing)
Stubbornly plants https://vbetcasino.co.uk/ its own point of view. The author agrees with her or does not agree – do not care. The dwarf comes in a comment, hangs a sheet on the topic (or near the topic, or, almost nearby “with the topic) and begins to defend its position. Stubborn. To the last line. In extreme cases – small concessions to friends and allies. In response to reciprocity. The gnome is stubborn. Does not perceive accusations of flood or off top. If there was a conversation about red crocodiles, and the dwarf pierced to speak out about green dragons, he will speak out about green dragons. Perhaps, taking 1 paragraph with red crocodiles. For decency. If the dwarf attacked an interesting topic, he will develop it. Until completely exhausted or before leaving for depths where even balroins are not found.
A single gnome with insufficient intelligence risks a quick bank. With sufficient – with a few, but also a bathhouse. The neodinic gnome is terrible. Two or three gnomes working with a team and bend the same topic-a nightmare for any owner of the resource. If he is not in the wretches with TTX and FAQ – they are invincible in principle, it remains to be the record to demolish the record. And then the whole diary, t.To. Dwarves with pleasure will continue to develop their own topic in neighboring records.

Hobbiting (semi -linding, Halfling, Halflinging)
Hobbit – Typical Dumas by Tim. Comes in a comment and begins to reconcile the audience. He is actually timid. For the time being. If he finds him, he deliberately sticks into the fierce holivar and will reconcile everyone. His opinion about himself personally is so few that attempts together, to beat the “Peacemaker are doomed to failure. He agrees in advance to self -feeding in the name of universal reconciliation. Whether he understands the topic – the hobbit is not interested. No matter how specialist/profane he is, he will take a position, I, of course, do not really understand/not very versed, but.. .”. With all the volume, the Hobbit may turn out to be the AC of the theme, on which modesty has found. Big. I found it strongly. The Hobbit company is even more terrible than the gnomes company. For anyone who banned them is doomed to the glory. And who will rise? Hobbits in quantity have the ability to infect others with their complacency. Even in the topic of the Russian-Bzhesin confrontation, the conversation will turn on company gatherings for tea, distorting and other cultural events. The only way to destroy the hobbit is to identify it at an early stage, to complain about something (under the article of the off-top, he is vulnerable in the early stages, in the later off-tops it becomes a top, a discussion of the theme stated in the title is turning into an off-top) and impose a harsh punishment. Otherwise, the admin also runs the risk of being invited to tea at five. Certainly, with cupcakes.

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